Today’s civic exercise
He’s in there
somewhere.
Five increasingly unreasonable rooms. One senator who keeps finding somewhere else to stand.
Your campaign
Find Mitch McConnell — five times
Clear each scene before its clock expires. Wrong taps cost 75 points.
No subpoenas required · Five curated scenes · Usually under three minutes
Illustrated parody imagery · a few history lessons are hidden inside
Level 1 of 5
The Senate Cloakroom
Time0:45
Mitches0 / 5
Score1,000
Level cleared
Mitch located.
+0 pointsThe next room is preparing its procedural obstacles.
100%
Look closely. Tap anywhere in the scene.
Subject located
You found Mitch.
Democracy can resume its regularly scheduled programming.
Final score
0
Mitches found+0
Time bonus+0
Wrong taps−0
Hints−0
Your best0
Today’s rankRecording…
Today’s top agentsIllustrated · UTC
- Checking the cloakroom ledger…
A work of parody. Not affiliated with Mitch McConnell, the U.S. Senate, or functional government.